So.

Apparently we - that is to say, myself and (with the exception of Doctor Eiffel) the rest of the translation team - have effectively lost 25 days.

On our end, we've only been away for eight hours.

I'm going to have to write up a longer post to go over everything we found after we get everyone else up to speed, but the bottom line is this: the memory thief took a lot more than just the translations, they were not working alone, and they left something behind before they fled the AMU.